Artist: Sidney Gish
Unfortunately I am
My own dog, my own fur
panion
My own old lady on a forum
Who types in glittery decorum
Unfortunately I take
Myself out walking
every day
I hand my legs to the feet and
I give my head to the leash
Every other day I’m wondering
What’s a human being gotta be like
What’s a way to just bepetent
These sweet instincts ruin my life
Every other day I’m wondering
Was it a mistake to try and define
What I’m certain’s mad ipetence
These sweet
instincts ruin my life
I can't smell well, or tell the time
Not K through 8, nor K - 9
For human, grossly underqualified
For canine, grossly overqualified
I don’t blend in at Pet-Smart
That truth remains for the Walmart
'Cause in either case they say to me
"What the fuck is lost in aisle 3?"
Every other day I’m wondering
What’s a human being gotta be like
What’s a way to just bepetent
These sweet instincts ruin my life
Every other day I’m wondering
Was it a mistake to try and define
What I’m certain’s mad ipetence
These sweet
instincts ruin my life
imposter syndrome
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